Shane and I had a unique dinner conversation that I thought I'd share. As follows;
"Do you ever wonder if you are really retarded (Shane's anti-pc word) and people just cheer you along and congratulate you because you are really retarded?" Shane began
"No, I never fear that I am retarded." I reply without hesitation "Do you really feel that"
"Sometimes" he answers
"You realize you are one of the smartest people I know" I compliment him
"I am not asking you to compliment me, I am just stating how I feel." he responds
"Well you shouldn't feel that way because you are freakin smart and you know it!" I argue back
"You aren't being objective you are being biased!" he states with frustration
"What do you know?" "You're retarded!" and so ends the conversation!!!
1 comment:
he sounds like a woman.
"do these pants make me look fat?"
"no, you look great."
"you're just saying that."
"ok then, you look fat."
"you jerk!"
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